In the Bedroom after the War
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January 16, 2008
don't say she is adorable Ivan 'Vern' Poh from URL @ 2:20 AM i don't know what you call that? maybe love at first sight well, she's everything i thought was gorgeous and i just couldn't get my eyes off her the more i looked at her, the more i thought i'd never seen one as beautiful as her let me introduce you to my family's new hamster. YES! Crap... what hamster! Fam, you shouldn't have brought a hamster home. bring a cat, i don't like it but at least it's better. you see, i have bad experiences. nasty. let's not talk about it. it's top top secret. as far as i'm concerned, we couldn't rub off. i tried charming you, tried teasing you a little bit, i knew you had fun.... BUT!!!! when i thought you were different, you lost yourself doing a spiderman with your cage. crap you! you scared me to death... i knew you loved me but keep your infatuation down dumb hamster, stop trying to get out of the cage for me. it's not worth it, you'll get yourself killed. i love you, stay inside... i was about to give you a chance dumb hamster but i guess you ruined it. now you'll never have me... never! i'm walking out. that's it! is this some kind of reality tv or what??? you showed your true self tonight dumb yuki... after all you're just masked up in beauty. i dislike you! i totally dislike hamsters... and especially this one by the dumb name of yuki!!! booohooo... now i'll never overcome my phobia. argh... you... you.... i was 5 feet off the ground when you left me tumbling down. no love... no love at all hamster. now i will plan your exit from my house. soon, your extermination. evil laughters.... i hate hamsters. i hate anything like crazy tails, 4 legged, furry and rat lookalike. whatever you call them, i hate them! oh man, now i can't sleep.... argh "love your neighbor as yourself" what if my neighbor is an animal???
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